After the second coming of the gold rush, that was trying to legitimately purchase Beyonce tickets via Ticketmaster and many of us walking away with the ultimate sad face and right into the arms of the overpriced re-sale tickets, we might not be getting the full Mrs. Carter Show experience anyways. Beyonce has postponed her show for tonight in Belgium due to “exhaustion and dehydration” according to the Associate Press. And now every website from here to Westeros will be regurgitating the same one line that her publicist has uttered on this subject “She is waiting on word for her doctors before making a decision.” I imagine that was followed with a Cyrus Beene “that will not be parsed.” Her ‘fit at the MET Gala didn’t help with that awkwardly placed belt.
Ma’am…August 5th is right around the corner. It will be my first time attending a Beyonce concert, and I need her to be there in all her glory, working and twerking it her overly perfected dance routines.